how to walk like a queen [source]

holy shit J. are you taking notes? does she have a summer intensive we can take?

hold. the.

have you heard dawson’s creek is FINALLY on netflix?! all of it?! YEA. and i’ve now seen 4 of the 12 joey/pacey kisses i’ve been yearning for; and the real miracle is finding out there’s still room in my heart to be excited for dean winchester to crash in with a pile of sex and hair gel. what season will it be? who knows! it’s all part of the exciting unfolding of the most cheesy overly dramatic best teen soap, before the O.C. (duh) it’s like eveeerry once in a while, the universe knows i need something to fill the dull-suffocating-overwhelming-painful-emptiness in my heart. universe: i salute you.

“Dad youre going in a bowling ball” — moments being stuck at the train station allows you to remember

“Dad youre going in a bowling ball” — moments being stuck at the train station allows you to remember

(Source: shigella)

Oooo just for good measure.

Oooo just for good measure.

(Source: sweetveronika)

Time to fast

Word to the wise: crying yourself to sleep on a futon does not relieve enough salt bloat to make up for the weekend binging. Next time just say no kids. Its time for five miles a day and life back on track biotches. I guess I’m back

‘I’m all out of faithThis is how I feelI’m cold and I am shamedLying naked on the floor’

Two Heartz, the early years. 

‘I’m all out of faith
This is how I feel
I’m cold and I am shamed
Lying naked on the floor


Two Heartz, the early years. 

(Source: sourdiezplease)

Break-Up Lines

(Source: darnitmeritme)

let you inner drag queen flyyy ladies and don’t ever let anyone tell you that you can’t

(Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds)

hallekiefer:

warrennotg:

Manager: “Ma’am, who is this queen of Disco?”
Customer: “Uh, Donna Summer?”
Nadine: “Now how do her name appear in a phone book?”
Customer: “Summer, Donna?”
Nadine: “Stretch it out now. Stretch it out”
Customer: “Summmma Donnnnna?”
Manager: “Loud and clear, now.”
Customer: “Summmmmmma Dooonnnnnaaa?”
Manager and Nadine: “Summma Donnnaa! That’s right. SIMMER DOWN NOW! That’s it, now get!”

Personally, I can’t think of a better way to be memorialized

Personally I can’t stop referencing this sketch and getting blank stares forever. Miss Summer, you will be missed.

hallekiefer:

warrennotg:

Manager: “Ma’am, who is this queen of Disco?”

Customer: “Uh, Donna Summer?”

Nadine: “Now how do her name appear in a phone book?”

Customer: “Summer, Donna?”

Nadine: “Stretch it out now. Stretch it out”

Customer: “Summmma Donnnnna?”

Manager: “Loud and clear, now.”

Customer: “Summmmmmma Dooonnnnnaaa?”

Manager and Nadine: “Summma Donnnaa! That’s right. SIMMER DOWN NOW! That’s it, now get!”

Personally, I can’t think of a better way to be memorialized

Personally I can’t stop referencing this sketch and getting blank stares forever. Miss Summer, you will be missed.